Aussie and slang, mate!

Where? Australia
What? Slang
Reckon? Amazing! Or, as the Australian would say, "ripper"

๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง

If you want to connect with Australian people (the "Aussie") you need to do one thing, and one thing only. Cut every word!
Key-word: abbreviation

๐Ÿ˜ Avocado - avo
๐Ÿ˜ Christmas - chrissie
๐Ÿ˜ Biscuit - biccy
๐Ÿ˜ Chocolate - choccie

๐Ÿ˜ G'day - good day
๐Ÿ˜ Afternoon - arvo
๐Ÿ˜ Present - prezzy

๐Ÿ˜ Postman - postie
๐Ÿ˜ Journalist - journo
๐Ÿ˜ Musician - muso

๐Ÿ˜ Petrol station - petty
๐Ÿ˜ Expensive - exy

๐Ÿ˜ Truck driver - truckie
๐Ÿ˜ Track suit - trakies, trakie dacks
๐Ÿ˜ Kindergarden - kindie
๐Ÿ˜ definitely defo
๐Ÿ˜ friday fry-dee
๐Ÿ˜ australia straya

๐Ÿ˜ Laptop lappy
๐Ÿ˜ McDonald - maccas

๐Ÿ˜ Barbecue - barbie
๐Ÿ˜ This afternoon - s'arvo
๐Ÿ˜ Tomorrow - tomorra
๐Ÿ˜ Facebook - facey

๐Ÿ˜ Lipstick - lippy
๐Ÿ˜ Sunglasses - sunnies

๐Ÿ˜ Chicken - chook
๐Ÿ˜ Breakfast - brekky
๐Ÿ˜ Chewing gum - chewie

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Not abbreviation, but pure slang

๐Ÿ˜Ž sheila - woman  ๐Ÿ™‹
๐Ÿ˜Ž tea - dinner
๐Ÿ˜Ž oldie - relatives

๐Ÿ˜Ž bludger - lazy person
๐Ÿ’™ cactus (my favorite :D ) - dead, not functioning
๐Ÿ˜Ž ace - great! ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ˜Ž show pony - someone enjoys being in the limelight
๐Ÿ˜Ž tall poppy - successful
๐Ÿ˜Ž tea - dinner
๐Ÿ˜Ž rack off - f**k off

๐Ÿ˜Ž ta - thank you
๐Ÿ˜Ž hotel - bar  ๐Ÿ˜•
๐Ÿ˜Ž hottie - (not a very actractive woman as the Americans say) hot water bottle

๐Ÿ˜Ž no drama - no problem, no worries
๐Ÿ˜Ž she'll be right  /  she'll be apples - IT'll be okay

๐Ÿ˜Ž too right? - isn't?
๐Ÿ˜Ž pash - to kiss, make out
๐Ÿ˜Ž dog's breakfast - messy